Celeb Birthdays: March 7

There are some cool-ass comediennes and comedians born today, plus a couple of '80s icons.

Laura Prepon is only 26 and has many years to follow up her That '70s Show run. I actually think she's quite gorgeous and funny. Unless she's a Scientologist. Is she???

The very funny and endearing Jenna Fischer of The Office is 32 and, ironically, looks way more glam in real life than she does on TV. Okay, by "in real life" I mean, appearing as herself on a talk show. I know, simulacrum and all that.

Rachel Weisz, prepping for motherhood at 35, did not even thank Brendan Fraser or the Rock in her Oscar acceptance speech. Lame!!! Would she be where she is without them? Hellz no! See Rachel Weisz' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

The goddess of acid-tongued humor, the tart of tartness, Wanda Sykes celebrates 42 years of saying exactly what's on her mind. Oh, how I wish the planets would align for her to get a show that's actually worthy of her talents. Don't get me started on that Fox crap.

Trendy '80s author Bret Easton Ellis is only 42 and he already has quite the misogynistic oeuvre.

Some celebrities must need be included for sheer sentimental value, and one such celebrity is Rik Mayall, now 48, whom if you haven't seen as Rik on The Young Ones you need to Netflix this hilariously surreal British series ASAP.

And speaking of surreal, don'tcha think it was kind of redundant for Tammy Faye Bakker, 64, to go on a show called The Surreal Life? I mean, Salvador Dali himself would have come at her with some makeup remover. Well, she certainly does represent some of the challenges of the Pisces archetype in terms of self-destructive, codependent behavior. See Tammy Faye Bakker's birth chart (Astrotheme) Check out that Mars-Saturn-Uranus conjunction in Taurus; an obsession with getting money that could blow up in her face. Sun square Ascendant (the face you present to the world) in mutable signs -- her sense of self is constantly shifting .. maybe that could explain the makeup?

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or -- especially appreciated! -- exact birth times.