Celeb Birthdays: March 15

I know celebrity kids usually hate being referred to in the context of their parents, but Susan Sarandon is so kickass, I feel like Eva Amurri must not mind being constantly tagged as her daughter. Plus, she's only 21 and has tons of time to establish her own name. If by some grave oversight you have not seen Saved!, please do so immediately. See Eva Amurri's astrological chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

G-Unit's Young Buck, who clearly consulted the Hardcore Rapper Magnetic Poetry Kit to come up with his moniker, turns 25 today. See Young Buck's astrological chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

As much as I hate to give more attention to the already overrated, overpublicized Black Eyed Peas, it must be duly noted that Will i Am is 31 today.

And speaking of overrated and overpublicized, Eva Longoria also turns 31 today. Let us never speak of her again. (Well, unless she ODs on speedballs or something. Then I'd probably run her chart for schadenfreude and giggles.) See Eva Longoria's astrological chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Three bastions of dreaminess are getting on in years: Mark McGrath is 38, Terence Trent D'Arby is 44, and Fabio is 47.

Pisces is ruled by Neptune, which rules confusion and delusion. Cuckoo-for-cocoa-puffs Grammy perfomer Sly Stone might well wander out of his 63rd birthday party in a daze tonight.

Creepy-deepy director David Cronenberg also turns 63 today. I don't dare speculate on what he might do at his party. See David Cronenberg's astrological chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

I think we can all agree the Grateful Dead explored some very Piscean themes, what with all the trippiness and the free-form jamming. Phil Lesh is 66 today.

I am hard pressed to think of something interesting to say about Judd Hirsch turning 71. If you've got love for Judd, please feel free to post a comment. See Judd Hirsch's astrological chart (Astrotheme)

Brooklyn-born Supreme Court babe Ruth Bader Ginsburg is 73, and let's hope she stays in excellent health for many years to come! Pop some echinacea for me, 'k, Ruthie? See Ruth Bader Ginsburg's astrological chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or -- especially appreciated! -- exact birth times.